I'm comfortable with technology.
I love gadgets, I can find my way around most of the software I use, I embrace technological change.
I think we're living through an extraodinary time right now, with the advent of the Internet, and the huge benefits that digital technology can deliver to us.
But sometimes it just confounds me.
Yesterday was just such a day, when it seemed like technology wanted to “flip me the bird,” as they say in some circles in America.
First there was the tv.
All I wanted to do was watch episodes 11 and 12 in the final season of BREAKING BAD. I'd done the right thing and bought the entire season on iTunes. I didn't illegally download it. But do you think I could get it to play on my tv?
There was an issue of streaming, and “the cloud” and it took me 37 minutes to download the first of the episodes onto my tv. I then did the same with episode 12, and it took even longer.
Then when I came to play the episodes, it was as though I'd never pre-loaded them. I had to load them up again, which was going to take another hour or so.
By this stage it was getting late, so I went online, illegally downloaded the episodes off a torrent site, and Jennifer and I watched the shows – finally. I'd paid $25 for the season on iTunes, so I figured I hadn't deprived the show's royalty participants of any revenues. It was just more convenient to do it this way.
Then there was Evernote. I use Evertone all the time. It's software that takes notes and syncs them across my laptop, my desktop, my iPad and my iPhone. I've used it for years now, and it's fantastic.
I've been doing a typo and formatting revision of my book. It took me three days to do a complete sweep of the manuscript, and I noted down very tiny typo, grammatical error, and formatting error in the book.
I had about 5 pages of notes, which I intended to pass onto the formatter in the US.
The next day I got an email from him saying it would be easier (and cheaper) for me to do this work myself, and send him the completed revised manuscript.
OK, it would be tedious, but at least I had my notes.
Yesterday I went to Evernote, and they weren't there. That particular note had been truncated, with a message down the bottom of the page saying: Conflicting Modification On.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Three days work, lost.
First time this has ever happened to me with Evernote.
It will take me now another three days to do the work again. But each time you read a manuscript, you read it with different eyes, and I might miss some of the errors that I'd picked up earlier.
Like it or not, we live in a world that requires us to have a certain knowledge and level of understanding of technology.
Jennifer's mother is 85, and she's recently had installed into her house an emergency monitor which can detect if she's in trouble – had a fall, or a heart attack etc.
She came to pay for it, but the only method of payment was via the Internet, which she doesn't have or understand, or via credit card – again, which she doesn't have.
She keeps her money the old fashioned way, in a bank account in a bank, and that's how she wanted to pay – to go to the bank and pay in cash.
But it couldn't be done. It had to be either a credit card or an electronic funds transfer. It took Jennifer nearly a week, speaking to supervisors in Chennai, before she got it sorted.
Even the Camino isn't free of technological hassles. How do you keep in touch? Should you get a SIM card, how do you blog, why doesn't the wifi work – all these issues you have to deal with!
That's why a lot of people look on the Camino as being a tech-free zone – so that for a while, they can escape the petty frustrations that sometimes arise living in these exciting times of ours…
Computers and technology are like flying with Ryanair, everything is great until something goes wrong….. Then you are screwed.
haha – I haven’t ever flown with Ryanair but I get your drift!
The thing about technology though, it’s always damn right. It’s you, me, our inability to figure out that causes the problems.
You can;t argue with ones and zeroes.
It would help if I read the User Manuals more often, I have to say.
I was told many years ago by an instructon in relation to computers always remember G I G O. (Garbage in Garbage out) and it still holds true. As you said its hard to argue with ones and zeros.
This is why it’s taken me so long to correct my manuscript Pat –
Zeroes is actually zeros!!
(I should know that, from the Coke can – 🙂 )
What are these users manuals you speak of???
You’re right Susan!
Often there are no User Manuals, and you have to go onto forums and support communities to try and figure out the problem.
I don’t think I’m technologically challenged, however this thing with iTunes had me flummoxed. I’m sure there was a very simple solution to it, but I just couldn’t figure it out. And the support pages weren’t any help at all.
This is one of the reasons piracy is so rampant – because it’s simply more convenient.
Because I make my income from Intellectual Property Rights, I’m very sensitive about these things. But right now, the distributors aren’t making it easy for people like me who are quite happy to pay a reasonable sum to get what they want, when they want it. Until that happens, and distribution is easy and reasonably priced – and immediate! – piracy will flourish.
Sorry to hear about your computer problems. I’ve finally finished the book and posted a review. Thanks for that opportunity. I did notice 2 typos and wasn’t going to draw attention to them, but since you made this post, I thought I should! What email should I use? (I am away from home and feeling too lazy to hunt further through the blog to see if it is here!)
Hi Clare –
yikes, thank you for picking up the typos!! I’m just in the process of sending the revised manuscript to the formatter.
Please send to – email@example.com.
Can I also ask a big favour – that you also put the review up on iBooks – on Apple’s iTunes?
thank you – Bill
just read your review –
Wonderful, thank you so much!
Alas, I am technologically challenged. I can’t seem to even turn the tv on,
TVs now are SMART TVs Steve –
One of my other technological banes yesterday was getting my home theatre sound to be in sync with my TV. It was about 4 frames out – which to my ear is significant.
It was driving me nuts.
So I’m with you mate. Turning on the TV can be a technological challenge!
Jill handled that type of thing. I miss that. I have had to fend for myself. Aboout to go to her presentation.
Sent from my iPad
Oh – wish her good luck from me will you?
Hope it all goes well!
its really nice to have breaks from technology to be reminded that you can “choose” when and how involved you want to be with it. It can be somewhat consuming. Connecting with real live beings is pretty great. Kathryn