Full disclosure: We have a dog.
His name is Toby and he’s a chihuahua.
I state this because I believe there’s been some talk off blog amongst you folk about the possibility of us having a dog.
Yes, it’s true.
When we travel, he stays with Jen’s mum. She lives the next house over.
I’ve trained Toby to be an attack dog.
He bit me the other day.
I was so proud of him.
The way I figure it, if you’re that small, you’ve got to have attitude.
Toby’s got attitude.
Try to pat the cute little fella and he’ll take your finger off.
I’ve trained him well.